She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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