wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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