his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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