yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
This gyro tastes like lonliness
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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