how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome