Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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