the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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