We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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