She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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