May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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