Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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