...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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