I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I need moral support for this bender
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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