K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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