This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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