Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
where are you?
Hypothermia
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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