adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I will pee on everything he values.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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