ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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