She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
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if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
be right there i have to get my cape
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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