I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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