You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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