Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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