is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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