WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
it hurts more in the daytime
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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