do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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