I think scott just propositioned me for sex
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Holy shit dude........stairs
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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