pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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