your thong is hanging out like whoa
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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