I'm lost and stupid without you.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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