I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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