I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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