Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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