how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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