They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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