You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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