i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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