I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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