I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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