all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Text me some of your sweat
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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