i just google imaged poop.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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