Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
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Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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