erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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