I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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