Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."