Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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