When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?