no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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