I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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