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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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