allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
