Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Congratulations! We have a period
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