He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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