brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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