guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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