he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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