I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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