D3 body, D1 cock
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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