i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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