Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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