im having a threesome with these popsicles
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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