btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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