Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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