I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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