R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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